Places To Go in Malta

Tour any country around the Mediterranean and you won’t have to travel far before you come across a road sign directing you to the ‘Blue Grotto’. You may even be tempted to think that once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. Not really!  READ MORE

To males of a certain age, the mere utterance of the phrase ‘Blue Lagoon’ means only one thing. A dodgy ‘rites of passage’ film from the 1980s famed for Brooke Shields swimming topless and not much else of merit to recommend it. (And why was her hair so long?) But there’s also a Blue Lagoon on Malta, and thankfully you don’t...READ MORE

If you’re getting overwhelmed by all the historical sites you’re visiting during the day and by the heat of the beach, not to mention the lively adventures into the Maltese nightlife, then it could be time for some peace and relaxation. So why not reserve some time for yourself and your soul by visiting the Chinese Garden of Serenity in Santa...READ MORE

You may already have done your homework, so the fact that Malta is a small, hilly island slanting southeastwards may not come as a surprise. Thank goodness for that slant, though, as it means most of the western coast has high cliffs and the panoramic views that go with them. READ MORE

Fort Rinella was built by the British in Victorian times to help protect the Grand Harbour of Valletta. Sitting like a tired dinosaur on top of the fort is a 100-ton Armstrong gun – also built by the British to protect naval shipping in the area from the newest generation of Italian battleships.   READ MORE

A top tip I learned very early during my travelling adventures was to watch the locals – where they eat, drink, go for a day out etc. Just think about it for a minute. Who knows where you live better than you? Do you visit the worst bars and restaurants in your town? Well, do you? READ MORE

When I was a very young child living in the UK, almost every weekend, it seemed, there would be a documentary programme on the TV about diving. They featured a famous sub-aqua explorer with an impossibly thick French accent. His name was Jacques Cousteau. You may have heard of him? READ MORE

Although no-one seems to have taken the time to count them, the saying goes that Malta has a church for every day on the calendar. Whether there are 365 or not is debatable but there are certainly plenty to go at as a brief glimpse at any Maltese skyline will confirm. It is dominated by church spires and domes. READ MORE

Who was it that came up with the idea of ‘putting your shirt on a horse’? Have they not seen the size of those things? You’d have to be enormous if your shirt was to fit on one of them. And why would you want to? They’d never get their hoofs down the sleeves and even if they did, it would look ridiculous! READ MORE

For those of you who are self-confessed ‘foodies’ you’ll be only too aware that secret of great cooking is not a complicated one. As one chef once said: “It’s merely applying heat to fantastic ingredients.” Put another way it’s about using the best and freshest produce available. And that’s why, for foodies, the...READ MORE

Time travel, as we are all too well aware, remains the stuff of science fiction. One day, maybe, but not for now. Sadly that means we will never be able to flick a switch and appear in the middle of a medieval joust armed with a six pack and digital camera. READ MORE

Mdina during the day is a magical, beautiful place! But we have gone into that in more detail elsewhere. What we are looking at here is how the ‘Silent City’ changes and becomes a different but equally attractive proposition for the tourist once the curtain of night has descended. READ MORE

If there was ever going to be the right time, place and activity for the notorious hell-raising actor Oliver Reed’s life to come to an end then it had to be during a serious drinking session in a boozer. READ MORE

For those of you who love a day by the sea but are not overly enthused by the idea of extracting sand from every bodily crevice afterwards, Malta is definitely the place to be. That’s because this wonderful island resort has an abundant supply of beaches of the sand-less, rocky variety.  READ MORE

Through much of the year, Malta’s climate makes for a landscape that’s dryer than a desert camel’s toenail during an extended drought. As a consequence of this desiccated terrain it’s a country not exactly famed for providing areas of rolling greenery or spectacular gardens. However, that doesn’t mean the above do not exist...READ MORE

There is a school of thought followed by some people (I’m one of them) that you have to be vaguely masochistic (mad) if you are willing to entertain the thought of going to a sandy beach to enjoy yourself. Because we all know that no matter how hard you wash and scrub, those abrasive, grating grains of hell will be coming out of every part of your body...READ MORE

Sliema is an old colonial town on the edge of the sea across from the Maltese capital city of Valletta. Since the end of the Second World War it has undergone a dramatic change and is now acknowledged as the chic and trendy commercial centre. It’s the place to go to see and be seen! READ MORE

From prehistoric times, the Mediterranean was a major source of arts and crafts that would go on to flourish across the whole continent of Europe and beyond. Unfortunately, when package travel became readily available to the Med’, tourists insisted on ignoring the fine arts and crafts and would bring back unbelievable tat for souvenirs. Malta’s...READ MORE

“See Naples and die!” is how the famous saying goes. Bit extreme that isn’t it? And Naples aint so special, really, if we’re honest. I mean it’s OK! It has a nice bay and a castle but it’s certainly no nicer then Florence, or Rome, or Venice – and they’re all in the same country! So, if you did shuffle off this...READ MORE

Having a history as long and chequered as Malta’s you’d expect something a bit special from its capital city. You won’t be disappointed! Proud Valletta is as impressive as any country’s premier city should be but it has the added advantage of being incredibly compact too! READ MORE

Eyebrows were raised, and the more sceptical among us quaked with dread, when it was announced that a row of deeply historic warehouses on Valletta harbourside was to be redeveloped. This could be disastrous we thought. Well, we couldn’t have been more wrong! So hands up and credit where credit is due … this new facility is fantastic! READ MORE

How to describe a festa? Fiesta, carnival, festival? Well, they’re all of these and none of these because festas are uniquely Maltese and so they will be unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in other countries. READ MORE

The towns and villages of Malta and Gozo are replete with all kinds of clubs. You have the inevitable two rival political clubs - red vs blue - in almost every prominent public square. READ MORE